Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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