I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
it's great music for shaving your balls
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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