:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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