Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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