Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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