We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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