You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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