we have officially lost it.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Randomize
