everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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