Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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