Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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