week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Vodka?
Forever.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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