We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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