I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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