Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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