clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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