guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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