Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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