R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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