i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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