Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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