I accidentally had phone sex last night
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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