You're my little dorito
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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