He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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