Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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