Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
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remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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