Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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