what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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