operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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