I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You were trust falling into bushes
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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