your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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