R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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