Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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