We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
