How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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