I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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