Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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