I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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