my sisters under your porch take her home
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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