I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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