How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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