Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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