We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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