butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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