I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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