I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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