She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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