so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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