but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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