we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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