hell yes lets make some ravioli
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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