Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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