we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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