Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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