Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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