And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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