Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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